Noises Off

The Crow arrived (with the usual raucous laughter at its own bad jokes) at 5am. Sadly TB was shut in (Neighbour had nailed some wood over the broken panel in the door where the flap used to be) so all it could do was bark. Long. And loud. Very loud.

After an inordinate length of time considering how much noise TB was producing, the back door was unlocked and like a streak of geriatric lightning TB was off. So was the Crow. TB arrived back with a satisfied smirk and we all went back to sleep. For 5 minutes until the alarm went off.

Flap was recovered jettisoned under a black currant bush late last night by Him.