Completely Unexpected

Ah now, that was completely unexpected. Got up yesterday as usual, helped Her make coffee for Them both and raced Her up the stairs; drank from the basin in the bathroom; etc. But when I came to lie in guard on the floor was almost squashed by His feet as He got up earlier than usual. Lots of unexplained activity then followed. My travelling basket was put out and a new blanket arraged inside. Sneaky. Went to investigate and found They had shut the door behind Me. Voiced My disapproval. Loudly. To no avail.

Some time later We arrived at a new place. Lots of kitty sounds. To which I added my subtle tones. Suddenly realised They were off on holiday.

Wondered for a while why it wasn't the same place as last year and then remembered the slight fracas with the vulgar moggie next door which lost quite a large amount of fur and ear through the wire and went home much tattier than when it arrived. Sat and awaited events.

Wow! and wow! again. Luxury. Home cooked food. A big apartment with My own supply of grass in a dinky blue pot, scratch post, space on the roof to soak up the sun, and best of all, no nasty moggies to stare at Me through the wire. They even provided a couple of toys. (Removed the irritating bell out of one straight away.)

Shall relate more in the coming days. Was almost sorry to come home but was given the toys to take with Me which was kind though only to be expected from such a classy establishment. Apparently They went to the Sierra Nevada and thus I am now to be known as Pericolosa Pussycat.