Third Time Lucky

At least the magpies are happy. Finished off TB's rat with great enthusiasm. (Reminds Myself of the terrible joke She sometimes recounts after several drinks too many. 'Tis about a giant oyster competition.)

OLAHF bumped its head yesterday. It might be turning into the most enormous and fluffy mog Myself has ever seen but its brain hasn't grown one iota. Was racing around at top speed - again (Why?) - and apparently suddenly remembered something terribly important inside its house. Unfortunately failed to remember that it is no longer the tiny kitten it once was. Only the front 2 legs made it through the cat flap and the rest stayed outside. Have never heard such a horrible sound as its head made on contact with the surround of the flap. Spent a long time sitting down afterwards. Seems fine this morning and is rushing around as usual.