Life Is Most Unfair

Embarked on the Great Rat Hunt yesterday afternoon, but was forced to postpone it to a later day.

Sat in hiding and waited, and sure enough, out trotted an enormously fat rat. Glossy and rotund. And absolutely huge. And with a really nasty look in its little beady eyes and big, big teeth. Naturally undaunted by its size and threatening appearance I crouched, wiggled a bit, and then, just as I was about to pounce and dispatch it with a single blow, OLAHF sauntered round the corner. Most irritating as the rat disappeared in a flash. Knew it wouldn't re-appear that day so went back indoors.

In the evening heard a slight commotion by the shed as He went to lock it. Fell over 3 dead rats and swore. But was terribly pleased with OLAHF.

Life is Most Unfair sometimes.