Awaiting the Return of SOF

SOF is returning unto Us this afternoon.

To date the KI's have dug several small and rather messy holes in her back lawn; the bunnies have started on the bottom of her hedge and have also dug several small and rather messy holes; the pigeons have left a glorious mess on her car; and We have been utterly unable to come up with any workable idea as to how to take revenge for Myself having been drenched with cold water.

Only 8 Fredettes this morning.