Kicked Out

OLAHF is still holed up in its conservatory. And not receiving visitors.

TB tried calling round yesterday but met Her. Who screamed at it and scolded and booted it out. (Obviously has not forgotten the episode with the rat remnants in the living room. And the cushion involved has now totally disappeared too.) TB went home dejected. No sympathy there either as they were both out. So it sat in the middle of its garden and howled. Was inconsolable until She went round with a chunk of steak. MY steak. But it was in a Good Cause as TB is now quiet again.

When will They get The Tree Myself wonders? Tried patting a few of the shiny things around but not as much fun as when they are hung up.