Seriously Upset.

Apparently when they left Him and Myself yesterday all the F's and F'lets went and vandalised the garden. Today She is absolutely SPACKO. They scratched and dug all over the place especially under the bird table where some seed had been dropped. Three got onto the table and it collapsed under their weight and smashed some roses. In the commotion big old Fred knocked into the little fence where She has trained the new clematis and broke it. And the plant. Two of the stones round the edge of the pond fell in. And the michaelmas daisies are wrecked. There is bird mess everywhere and She says that if they don't get shot very soon She will do it Herself.

Him and Myself intend to spend the day as far down the field as we can possibly get doing as many outside jobs as we can find. Even if it rains. Or pours. Or thunders.