Toad Not Frog

Found a frog to play with in the greenhouse under the old tomato plants. Quite a big one it was. Patted it a bit to help it hop along but it wasn't interested so I licked it in encouragement.

Mistake. Big time. Not a frog but a toad. And very not nice. (Have you ever licked a toad? Don't.) Had to drink from the pond for 10 minutes before the taste went away. Then cleaned paws which had got muddy playing with it and had to have another drink.

Shall go sleep in the kiwi and dream. Wonder why I haven't seen YP for a couple of days?