Plums and a Sore Nose

Meandered up to CM's patch and there it was, sleeping, sprawled across the flower border. Figured this was as good a time as any to get even so stalked it. Gradually closer and closer, past the shed door, round the base of the old plum tree, ears flat, tail twitching, and finally was near enough to leap.


Slipped on the fallen plums and banged nose on wall. Hurt so much I couldn't even pretend I was just sniffing it.