UG Is Very Smelly

UG (Uninvited Guest) was back again last night. Had a good close look from the top of the piano. Is a really nasty and mean animal - Torn ear and a short stubby tail. And it ate my dinner again. Left an equally nasty smell behind when it went too. I don't think She is happy with that at all:

My usual morning drink from the bathroom basin was interrupted when She went down to make a cup of coffee. Knew She would object to the smell. And how.