Cat On a Wet Slate Roof

OLAHF perhaps damaged its brain when it hit the cat flap. Otherwise Myself cannot account for its behaviour during the early hours.

We were all awoken most horribly by a herd of galloping horses on the roof. On close inspection (was just getting light) it proved to be OLAHF. Had discovered how to reach the roof and was racing along the top, occasionally slipping on the wet slates and having to scrabble to regain its position. When it reached the chimney it turned around and charged back to the other one. (A new version of cricket that He plays occasionally??)

They tried to coax it down with bits of roast beef with no success and in the end She opened the bathroom window and waved the shower around. Made everyone else wet but couldn't quite reach OLAHF. By now though it had had enough exercise and slid neatly down to the gutter and on to the conservatory. Saw the assembled company and panicked and launched itself towards the ground. I think She saw what happened to Her precious rockery as there was a muffled scream (and appalling language) from the bathroom.

They spent a couple of hours this morning putting the rocks and plants back again.

OLAHF is nowhere to be seen. Luckily.