Possible Solution

She took Him to London to buy things for Their bedroom and They were so late back He missed the rugby. Was then so annoyed He went to bed and forgot the Grand Prix qualifying. (Has set His mobile phone to remind Him when the race is due to start.)

OLAHF's brakes are not all they should be. Have been occasions at maximum revs when it has simply been unable to stop in time. Has hit welly boots, cat flap, TB, even Myself. Is always sorry but until now incapable of preventing itself. But Myself has had An Idea: If it transforms the forward motion into upward motion, gravity should take over. Finally. Will point it towards a tree and watch.