TWWLUTR aka SOF

Spent much of yesterday in bed. Am sure Myself is getting a nasty cold. Still horribly stiff too. 'Tis the fault of TWWLUTR.

Wandered up to watch an installment of the Squirrel War. Sure enough, there she was, hiding behind the curtains at at open window, jugs of water at the ready. No sign of squirrels though but a couple of damp patches showed there had been some action. Waited a while but nothing. So naturally went up the steps to investigate.

Was hit broadside by a basin of cold water and My ears were assaulted by bloodcurdling screams.

Silly old fool - Can't she tell the difference between Myself and a mangy squirrel?

Shall have to pay her back. Big time. When I feel a tad better.