Always Think Of The Answer First

She was delighted that the pong has gone and asked Him what had caused it. Sad to say He hadn't thought of an answer. Was therefore left with no alternative but to tell Her the truth - After struggling in a morass of half-finished sentences and very long silences.

OLAHF continues to think it is a gun dog whose mission in life is to send up as many pheasants (and any other bird which ventures into the garden when it is there) as it can. They are getting rather fed up with it. Yesterday there were 6 Fredettes lined up, glaring, on the roof of one of the barns. Wonder if OLAHF has considered what it will do if it actually catches one?

Yummy smoked salmon, a whole fresh salmon (organic naturally), prawns, tiny sausages, a large joint of beef, and all manner of goodies have appeared. Myself is looking forward to a truly wonderful Christmas.