No Way

NO WAY is Myself going out when it's so frosty. Makes My fur stand on end and spoils My delicate shape. And is Most Unpleasant under My paws. Sort of crunchy then damp. Not altogether sure how Myself will manage when the Need To Dig arises: Ground is too hard. Shall just have to hang on in there for a while.

They very kindly allowed Me to sleep in the living room in front of the fire last night. But with memory comes knowledge and I remained well out of reach of any hot coals.