Nobody Told NN Either

The New Neighbours (them of 'My Man' who is paid to dig his allotment for him) have joined in with the Lamb Argument. There actually wasn't much of an argument until they got in on the act - The farmer had apologised to Us and offered to replace any plant that dies due to the ministrations of his lambs - But now it is almost open warfare. Between the farmer and the NN.

NN threatened to shoot the lambs if they got into his garden. Why? You can't go around shooting things (even if you do like pretending to be Lord of the Manor) and they have never been within 20 yards of his garden. Not just silly - But Enormously Silly, as his garden is surrounded by a 6 foot high fence and an even higher impenetrable hedge. (Myself knows it is impenetrable as every year lots of birds nest in there and it is simply impossible to get in and help.) How he imagines those little woolly things are going to get through is beyond us all. The farmer muttered something very offensive under his breath and NN started shouting. So We all went inside and left them to it.

OLAHF and TB are still not noticing each other.