Has The Hump

She has the hump. Big time.

Is annoyed about:
Party revellers going home past our house from about midnight until 3.00am.
The fact that He snored in the night. For a long time.
Fred shouting that it was hungry at 5.00am. For a long time.
The BBC shouting like a maniac at 5.30am. For a long time.
The blackbird which sang something like 'Look in the mirror' followed by a ghastly shriek at 6.00am. For a long time.
ONN's chickens that shouted they had laid eggs at 6.30am. For a long time.
The excitable family of blue tits which 'peeped' almost continually from 7.00am. And are still going strong.

And Myself when I came up outside the bedroom window to commiserate with Her about all the noise.