Wet

For once one of His highly un-funny jokes misfired. He was watering the plants yesterday evening and OLAHF wandered hotly past the end of the garden. So He took aim and sprayed it gently. (Was watering Her small plants and She gets Most Annoyed if He squashes them with a powerful jet of water.) OLAHF paused in mid-stride, looked at the water trickling down its back, and sat down. After a while it turned round so the other side got wet, licked some of the spare water off the path, shook itself and then wandered off again. Dripping mightily but obviously Much More Comfortable.

The crystal ball has reappeared, sitting on top of a hideous brass chicken's claw that is 3 times life size. Is this another of His un-funny jokes Myself wonders.