Education Is Never Wasted

Myself really had No Idea that My Extensive Education would come in so handy. (But in spite and nevertheless was Totally Unsure what some of the words He used this afternoon meant):

Was helping Him survey the damage done by all the rain - Pond enlarged mightily, mud several inches deep in what used to be My lawn - and We were drawing up plans as to what Could Be Done To Improve The Situation - Myself walking delicately among the remnants - When He suddenly disappeared almost from sight, having misjudged the edge of the pond where the stones had slipped somewhat.

Was so Very and Mightily Pleased that Myself knew what to do in the circumstances. (Education is never wasted)

She helped Him out and took Him back to the kitchen. And He is now wearing a very fetching garment instead of His very wet ones.