No Nearer To Discovery. x 2

The long, white, very thin furry thing with black bits hanging off it that They prize so much has the most Amazing Smell. Took the opportunity to investigate what it is last night while They were watching television. (Such a brainless activity.) Unfortunately He came out to make coffee so Myself had a mere couple of seconds. Was shooed away. With force. Am no nearer to discovering its secret.

Am also no nearer to discovering why OLAHF is rolling the dead leaves under the hedge.