Smugness and a Lack of Eggs

Is jealous. CM's new conservatory is huge and stunning. Even has its own water feature for CM to drink from. And CM is going to be unbearably smug from now on. Shall have to remind it how it got its initials - (Cowardly Mog.)

They thought the chickens had stopped laying even though they were eating up all their food every day, but when They moved the hut yesterday there were lots of eggs hidden underneath, And 5 very plump brown rats. I was out there helping Them get things done, but unfortunately was the wrong side of the pen when the rats ran out. Had they made their exit on my side I could have dispatched them all very easily and quickly. Shall have to wait another week for that pleasure.