Now I Know

Now know what was going on. Last night the house was full of visitors. Men wearing swanky new sweaters they got for Christmas and ladies in posh frocks. Ate and drank all evening and then held hands and sang a song at midnight. (Why? Didn't understand that bit.) Then drank some more and He heated those mini Christmas puds and set fire to them. (Why? Didn't understand that bit either but everyone seemed to enjoy it.) Then they ate them all. (Why? again.)

Caroused until about 2am. He and She left all the stuff un-cleared up and went to bed. I tested the cheese nibbles (nice), the pate (even nicer), and a bit of mini pud I found behind the sofa (definitely not nice).