Variations on Chickens

Interesting party last night. Lots of nice (and some not so nice) neighbours and old friends. He took charge of the BBQ with a chum. Did the usual burnt offerings to start with and then got the hang of it beautifully. Personally speaking I thought the chicken was the best but TB much preferred the pork. So many people brought wine with them that He and She won't be sober for at least a week. Re-newed my acquaintance with TWWLUTR (The Woman Who Lives Up The Road with Cowardly Mog and an enormous conservatory.)

Some idiot let the chickens out. Middle of the night He had to get up because they were making such a fuss. Was Not Pleased. Chickens ok but no eggs this morning.

Goo in kitchen just as hard to get hold of as when it was in the pond.