Double and Trouble

Thought that bop on the head from the mother blackbird had done some real damage: Was watching its stupid baby, hoping for a chance to become better acquainted when a slight rustle behind made Me turn around. It was behind Me! Nope. In front. Behind. In front. Behind.

What?

Thankfully not seeing double. Identical twins.

TB has a sore throat. New neighbours held a boozy party that went on until the next day. 4.30am. TB barked its irritation at the general noise and drunken maunderings. Most of the night. Even from a distance We were kept awake. Heard Them upstairs in bed saying They will have to Have a Word and explain that That Is Not How We Do Things Around Here. Daughter was so annoyed She has gone away again.