Uninterested & Impervious

Quite right. She is most annoyed at the dark brown hole the hot coal made in Her carpet. Doesn't much like the smell either. He, being uninterested in things like carpets, has been very sympathetic about the scorch mark on my back and has trimmed the burnt bits slightly so they don't show as much. Offered to trim Her carpet but was refused. (Wonder if He will continue being uninterested in carpets when She announces She wants a new one in time for Christmas?)

TB & OLAHF would appear to be gradually ridding the garden of F's & F'ettes. This morning only 7 Fredettes were around and they were very very nervous and jumpy. The mean old Fred which trod on OLAHF is still here though - and utterly impervious to any stalking or chasing. Seems to consider it owns My garden.