Ballistic

There has been a Very Serious Falling-Out between OLAHF and TB:

OLAHF dropped one of its 3 Fred feathers it has been parading round with for a couple of days. Didn't notice until TB found it. Carried it to OLAHF to return it and the mog went ballistic. For a mog of (so-called) Superior Breeding the language was appalling. Poor TB was utterly bemused - Sat down, put the feather carefully on the floor and waited. OLAHF surrounded it on all sides, hair all over the place, and snarled, spat and shouted. All at the same time. 'Twas horrendous.

Finally He came from picking up the windfall apples to see what was happening. Lifted OLAHF with the big fork He was using and tossed it hairily to one side. It ran away. Fast. TB was patted kindly on the head and taken indoors for a small snack. (In which Myself shared.)

Late last night there were 3 soggy Fred feathers lying on the grass but no sign of OLAHF.