Poor Thought

The Thought did not work. Or only worked up to a point. A wet one:

Positioned Myself close to the bird table and waited. Was obviously indistinguishable from the surrounding garden as everyone twittered and ate quite happily for a while. But then it started to thaw just a little bit and I was dripped on from above. Many many times. Had decided to go back indoors and dry out when a big Fred arrived. Stupid creature. It should have looked where it was going and noticed me, but no - Nearly trod on me. Heavens, those birds are ugly eyeball to eyeball.

Went and slept on the towels in the washer/dryer to recover my composure.