Flashes

That new camera is giving Him more pleasure than He has had in a long time. Photographs NLF, CM, blue tits, plants, TB - and I must admit, Myself. Was sleeping happily beneath the garden table when became aware that He was prowling around. Opened an eye and was rewarded with a flash. Not pleasant. Kept eyes firmly closed for some time after that but when I looked again the same thing happened. In close up. Shut firmly once more. And then He actually had the audacity to poke Me.

Was too much. Stalked off to the thickest bush by the pond. As I went, felt several flashes from behind.

He Will Regret The Entire Incident.