Still No Jelly - Disgusting Slime Instead

Still No Jelly in My food. Why not? At this rate Myself will fade away. There's not even any meat in the fridge either as He and I ate it for lunch 2 days ago. What does She think She is doing?

So hungry yesterday that I was forced to hunt for Myself. With absolutely No Luck whatsoever either in My garden or out on the allotment. Not even a butterfly. Wandered round to the front to see if there was anything there and found nothing but a frog. Patted it a few times but it refused to hop and just wriggled a bit and stayed squatting on the ground. Was obviously not in the mood for playing so wondered if it would taste good. Walked round it a couple of times to assess the best point of attack and decided to come at it from behind even though its back was rather more knobbly than usual. (Big mouth was an odd shape for a frog too.) Approached carefully and gave it a cautious lick to discover what it tasted like.

Funny the way the World occasionally Has It In For Myself so to speak. Was the worst, most objectionable and horribly disgusting slimy taste Myself had ever encountered. Had to wipe My mouth and nose with a paw many times and even then the taste still lingered. Ate some pieces of grass which usually does the trick but all that happened was that (in utmost embarrassment) Myself threw up the small amount of breakfast I had been able to stomach. (Still feel nauseous some hours later.)

Went back in the afternoon to see if was still there. Was. But had been flattened by a passing car. Served it right.