BND Morphs Into TYK

TB was not much help in planning the Campaign against BND so eventually We gave up trying to organise it. Went to see OLAHF instead. It was very busy chasing the leaves falling off its plum tree but agreed to stroll past BND's back gate with Us to Listen and See if the Lure appeared.

But there was No Sound. No Noises. No yowling, no moaning, no nothing. A Large and Heavy Silence. We sat and waited. And waited. Nothing. Was all very boring. A dry leaf blew past OLAHF and it immediately went into topmost speed mode. Myself skipped neatly out of the way but TB didn't move fast enough. Was knocked sideways by the Whirling Mog. Straight against BND's back gate. Which swung open as TB sprawled into the garden. And came out again as fast as a geriatric beagle can when in a Great Hurry.

The tremendous spitting and snarling no doubt assisted it.

OLAHF was gone. After the leaf. Don't think it had even noticed TB going in and coming out.
TB was gone too. Myself stayed put. Behind the gate post.

After a lengthy pause during which nothing happened Myself plucked up courage and looked carefully round the corner. There was the BND! Smack in the middle of its rather empty garden. Waiting. But not very terrifyingly at all.

'Tis a tiny tiny yellow kitten.

Then its little pink mouth opened and out came the Ghastly Noises. Never in the course of My highly bred and blameless life have I heard such sounds. Deafening and of such wide variety. Then it went into straight-tail-and-jump-up-and-down-sideways-mode-with-its-back-all-puffed-up and came towards Myself. Patted Myself on the nose and retreated. Still yowling. Was wondering what on earth to do when a large and hairy grey mog travelling at enormous topmost speed rushed past Me and straight over the top of the BND. Which was somewhat flattened but gathered its little self together and set off in pursuit.

There were now 2 mogs at topmost speed in the garden. And out of it. And back in. Was a good moment to get Myself a snack. When I returned some time later (was a large and exceptionally well-flavoured snack that had required much attention to detail) all was quiet. OLAHF and TYF were fast asleep wrapped together under a bush. And TYK was snoring.