Investigation Postponed - What a Disappointment

Went to investigate the Noises emanating from the other side of the fence. They were even louder and more appalling than the day before and even more varied and horrible. The fence is extremely high for a Kitty of superior Breeding, albeit an incredibly fit and healthy one (in spite of the lack of jelly in the food She gives Myself), but luckily He had left a few things beside the potting table. Jumped nimbly on top of the calor gas, then gracefully to the gun box propped up against it, and neatly on to the potting table. He had put several bricks on this so it was easy to ascend to the top of the fence.

All the time the Noises had been growing louder and louder in a vast crescendo (Italian musical direction) of sound accompanied by greatly agitated scratchings. It must be a Huge and Mighty Beast next door.

But just as Myself was about to leap to the top of the fence I remembered I had not yet visited TB in its Hour of Need. (Very sore head from attempting to follow OLAHF in one of its 'Hurl-Yourself-Round-The-Garden-As-Fast-As-Possible' moments a few days ago. And had failed. Painfully.) There was no choice but to postpone the investigation of the BND (Beast Next Door) and go see how TB was.

Am terribly disappointed.