Myself Does Not Like TYK

Myself must admit that I Do Not Like TYK. Might look all sweet, young and innocent but it hides a Horrid Heart. Why otherwise, when it knows Myself cannot stand the Awful Noises it makes does it stop racing around right by My side and then sits and produces these Appalling Sounds? Pausing occasionally to look and check the effect it is having.

OLAHF is beginning to look less than its erstwhile healthy, albeit very hairy, self. Is distinctly tatty and wind-blown as all this topmost speed is not good for it - When it is allowed to stop it merely lies down to recover instead of tidying its fur.

Yesterday She came out to see what was going on and complain about Her broken plants. TB (who just happened to be passing at the time) and OLAHF got well and truly told off - But TYK only had to look at Her and open its salmon pink mouth. (Silently for once as it was terribly out of breath.) Was scooped up in one hand and cuddled, mooned over, scrubbled and stroked. Gross.

OLAHF, TB and Myself went off to watch the chickens.