Rocket's Rules - I NEED TO WATCH CLOSELY

Much hammering and sawing at the back door this morning but then He hit His thumb with the hammer and said something Extremely Rude. She was very sympathetic so I strolled over to help and patted His hand. And was repulsed. Most forcibly. There you go - Some people simply cannot cope with even a small amount of pain. Mental Note to go check on what He was doing later.

The somersaulting to open the cupboard door where They keep my food works wonderfully well. Cannot say the same for the fridge however: The wooden door is no problem but the white door behind it is proving impossible. Another Mental Note that I must keep a close watch and see how They get it open.