Stiffness and Red Walls

So stiff these last few days could hardly raise a paw. MM (Maggie Magpie) took full advantage by inviting a friend to eat the cherries. Now the white wall is thoroughly splashed red. Gave me catnip dreams of retribution and vengeance. Is still working on ways to rid us of the Birds. Ideas welcomed.

CM (Cowardly Mog) from That Woman Up the Road is having a bad time with its collar the vet put on (see earlier posting) and hardly ever comes to leer at me these days. Is feeling almost sorry for it. Is horribly frustrating not to be able to reach some parts as I know all too well. The catflap is mended but seems somewhat smaller than erstwhile. Must make note to tell Them.

And also to ask for another catnip. Down to a few almost bare stalks. Shall have to revert to the kiwi vine but that leaves me with such a bad headache.