Rocket's Rules - KEEP OUT OF THE WAY OF MAGPIES

They had roast chicken for dinner last night. It comes a very close second to peanut butter. Don't think She was entirely happy though when She found I had washed up the gravy saucepan She left on the cooker.

Ventured nonchalantly up the stone steps this morning in case the birds were watching. Very odd - None there. Was wondering why not when I was hit on the head by a screeching magpie which explained their absence from the garden. And mine.

Helped Her empty the washing machine. Everything is gloriously hot when it comes out so I nested on the pile to keep it nice and tidy.