Rocket's Rules - IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE

Peanut butter and bacon for breakfast made an excellent start to the day. Then She peeled more potatoes but for some reason I didn't fancy any of the peelings. Went out and on to the conservatory roof in the lovely sunshine to see what birds were around and might want to make friends. There wasn't much going on as He hadn't put out their food so I turned my attention to the back of the cottage and remembered I hadn't been onto the roof for some days. Climbed up very nimbly and perched carefully on the top. The Other World was still there out front. Wondered whether it would be worthwhile investigating, decided it would, and stood up. And was hit very hard by a passing magpie. Sat down again. When the coast was clear I stood up again and the same thing happened. It HURT.

Came very quickly to the conclusion that the Other World could wait a while and jumped down into My garden. He was on the way out to feed the birds so I tested the seed He dropped (Didn't compare with peanut butter so spat it onto the grass) and helped Him by circling between His feet in a most charming manner until He inadvertently trod on a paw.

What with a painful head and a sore paw it seemed a good idea to go for a nap but She had shut the bedroom door (which is impossible to open) so nested on the dry washing She had left in the bathroom. Maybe the afternoon will be better.